Feed into my superiority complex:

My last name is Boulerice (aka Bowl-of-rice)...

For years I have dolled out solicited and unsolicited advice to friends. Ive learned Im pretty damn good at it. Post your questions, from fun and amusing to dark and serious.

If (when) you find resolution, please post them as well. I will connect questions to resolutions so I won't leave you in mystery, like that bitch Dear Abby does.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
Email me at gboulerice@gmail.com with your queries. I will respond and post in a timely manner (according to me). All posts will be considered anonymous unless you specifically want me to post your identity because you like fame and attention.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Bravo for Bravado!!!

Dear Rice,

I have this problem. I can't seem to stop complimenting myself. I've even had boys (who claim to be men) tell me that I compliment myself too much. The problem is that I do think I really cute and I get tired of waiting for someone to compliment me! What should I do?


Dear Modern, Confident Woman,
I once dated a guy who said he didn't appreciate my 'bravado'. I told him that I thought it was funny, and mostly not real, but a huge part of my sense of humor. He then said he didn't 'appreciate bravado, feigned or real'. And I told him to hit the road.

You will be loved for who you are: why not tell the world exactly who that is? Life is ... sooo complicated, especially in the dating arena. Their insecurity is not your problem. If they can't handle it, you don't need them. A girl like you needs A REAL MAN.

In conclusion, please scroll down the page to the video I have posted of lovely Miss Jessica doing her "daily affirmation". I truly believe if we all began our day like this the world would be a better place.

~Sincerely,
Bowl-of-Rice

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