Feed into my superiority complex:

My last name is Boulerice (aka Bowl-of-rice)...

For years I have dolled out solicited and unsolicited advice to friends. Ive learned Im pretty damn good at it. Post your questions, from fun and amusing to dark and serious.

If (when) you find resolution, please post them as well. I will connect questions to resolutions so I won't leave you in mystery, like that bitch Dear Abby does.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:
Email me at gboulerice@gmail.com with your queries. I will respond and post in a timely manner (according to me). All posts will be considered anonymous unless you specifically want me to post your identity because you like fame and attention.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Put a Muzzle on Your Probs...

So, the neighbors have a Boxer next door that begins barking at 4 in the morning and wakes me up. I think they let it out to go pee, and don't let it back in. Why doesn't it wake its @$%#$ owners up? Anyway, what should I do? I just want to feed it chocolate. Lots and lots of delicious chocolate.

Thanks,
Sleepless

Dear Sleepless,

I think this video will show you clearly how to handle your problem, as well as another loud interfering noise that I am aware is in your life currently.

Enjoy!

Sincerely,
Bowl-of-Rice

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