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My last name is Boulerice (aka Bowl-of-rice)...

For years I have dolled out solicited and unsolicited advice to friends. Ive learned Im pretty damn good at it. Post your questions, from fun and amusing to dark and serious.

If (when) you find resolution, please post them as well. I will connect questions to resolutions so I won't leave you in mystery, like that bitch Dear Abby does.

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Email me at gboulerice@gmail.com with your queries. I will respond and post in a timely manner (according to me). All posts will be considered anonymous unless you specifically want me to post your identity because you like fame and attention.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Sweet Clarity

Help, Bowl of Rice!

I can never decide on the one right way that I eat a Reese's! Sometimes I eat around the edges, sometimes I poke out the center, sometimes I eat it all at once! What does this say about my life and the way I live it? Is my indecisiveness with confections root to another, more problematic life deficiency? Oh, sweet clarity, release me!



Dear Sweet Clarity:

I commend you for noticing the obvious connection between your life and the way you eat your Reese's. When you eat around the edges, you are feeling timid about your world, and on the flip side, when you eat it all at once you are feeling more confident (however you might also just be starving). Poking out the center is the same as peeling labels off of beer bottles. To solve that last bit, I suggest less confection, and more affection.

Sincerely,
Bowl of Rice
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